Looking for some Kinky stuff this night? Here we have brought you some special hand-picked Kinky Captions and Kinky Quotes. Share it with your girlfriend or special one and see their reactions. Let them know your feelings and emotions in this fun way!
Kinky Quotes
- No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons.
- Your dirty talk makes my mind and body respond to your words so strongly.
- Hey, tie me up. Kiss me and tell me that I’m beautiful as you take control of me.
- I think the first orgasm should only count as a warm-up. After that, it’s time for the real workout.
- All I can think of is you. Spanking me roughly. Hard.
- I love when she takes all the control and dominates in bed.
- Please punish me the whole night.
- I just love feeling your body enjoying everything I do.
- Yes, I have a dirty mind and you’re on it.
- I can’t taste my lips could you do it for me?
Kinky Captions
- Life is always a little more fun when you’re a little more naughty.
- Weekend mood: Orgasms. A lot of orgasms.
- Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.
- The art of seduction is knowing what she really wants and slowly giving it to her in a way that takes her breath away.
- You can stay but your clothes must go.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you.
- Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I’m tired.
- Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.
- What turns me on is not what I do to your body, it is what I do to your mind.
- Livingston, if you could read my mind, you would start feeling really shy around me.
What Kinky Women Want Quotes
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- A world without women would be a pain in the ass.
- I’ll make you feel great as never before.
- Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
- Familiarity breeds contempt–and children.
- Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.
- The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love.
- Are vampires kinky? I didn’t know.
- I’ve already told you: the only way to a woman’s heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure.
- I need a drink and the kind of sex that makes me feel fucking fabulous.
- 69. Because it’s fun like that.
Kinky Love Quotes
Make love, and get lucky!
- Want to come over and watch porn on my flatscreen mirror?
- A real woman is her man’s personal porn star.
- Your face would look better between my legs.
- I give you permission to wake me up if you get horny.
- When she’s had a rough day, give her a rough night.
- I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.
- The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
- Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
- Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
- The best way to apologize is to give your partner an amazing orgasm.
When I Think of You Kinky Quotes
- I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
- Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.
- Take her like it’s the first time and the last time every single time.
- Save water. Shower together.
- Respect me. Adore me. Dominate me.
- Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot.
- When the sex is so good that you’re sore for days.
- I love to do bad things with you.
- You’re in your bed. I’m in mine. One of us must be in the wrong place.
- I love when you punish me if I don’t obey.
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- Swear to God, I won’t stop until you’re shaking and pleased.
- Just one look at you makes me horny and bold.
- Get your ass in my bed and let me play.
- I want to be your slave for the night and every night.
- It’s such a wonderful feeling when you dominate me in bed.
- I swear, I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.
- A woman who is confident when she’s on top is f*cking sexy.
- When you wake me up with your tongue.
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- My girlfriend said to me in bed last night: ‘you’re a pervert.’ I said, ‘That’s a big word for a girl of nine.’
Naughty Quotes
- Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
- When a guy goes to a hooker, he’s not paying her for sex, he’s paying her to leave.
- An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.
- Let’s make out, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then let’s have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.
- Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things.
- Morning sex… Proven to be more effective than coffee…
- The key to a great marriage – keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.
- Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth.
- Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.
- Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
Kinky Sex Quotes and Kinky Sex Captions
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- Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?
- I’m a lover, not a fighter. Unless you like it rough.
- Feel free to use kisses as a method to shut me up anytime.
- I want to taste me on your fingers.
- Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk!
- I want to capture you, like this, and freeze it forever.
- Tease me until I’m begging for it harder.
- Push me up against the wall and do dirty things. Right now.
- I love when you get woken up by a sexy kiss.
- Kinky is my middle name. Are you interested?
Funny Kinky Quotes
- Name of 7 days: Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday.
- Being horny is actually my natural state.
- My bedroom floor is suitable for your clothes. You can keep them there.
- Be gentle with me. Be sweet and kind, oh hell! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!
- Masturbation is more fun and enjoyable when you do it in front of each other.
- To be your friend was all I ever wanted. To be your lover was all I ever dreamed of.
- Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.
- What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? ‘Honey, I’m home!’
- Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.
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